LAGRANGE, ILLINOIS- Recent concerns regarding Student Council’s overwhelming debt will soon be overturned after winning the Mega Millions Wednesday night.

“It was an incredible rush of emotion,” member Annie Ansari said.

Although the group did not go too far into details for legality sake as to how they won the millions, they did make sure to recognize that they wouldn’t be in this situation if the student body had not completely failed them.

“It really is incredible what a lack of school spirit can achieve,” President Cushion said.

Although Student Council was quite secretive when discussing their plans for the money, they did state that they are not planning on improving the dances (the alleged cause of Student Council’s original financial disaster) in the hope of getting desperate enough to enter and consequently win another lottery.

“The way we see it, is we could bust our butts and try to please a student body which we will inevitably fail at, or we can illegally gamble,” Cushion said.

According to Student Council advisor Kelly Gannon, although illegally gambling seems drastic, it was entirely necessary.

“I really wanted a tempeupedic bed,” she said, before quickly saying that was a joke.