Halloween Handbook: What to wear?

Clare Mikulski, Managing Editor of Online Content

A White House Security Breach- In the style of Omar Gonazalez, hop the fence and sprint across the White House lawn for reasons unbeknownst to the public. WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT. LION does not assume responsibility for any injuries that come as a result of this costume.

 

Weston Berger- You’ll need headphones, sunglasses that are too big for your face, and a red pinstripe jumpsuit. If you’re pressed for time, just jump inside a Portillo’s cup. But don’t forget to clean up.

 

Sass Girl Emoji- Get a pink sweater, a brown wig, and keep your hand raised in the epitome of sass at all times (look to Mary Hadley ‘15 for inspiration).

 

A Pumpkin Spice Latte- Make a big Starbucks cup with holes for your arms, and have five or seven white girls follow you everywhere.

 

Sporty PersonTM– With your Terrific Team Spirit JerseyTM and Awesomely Aggressive Spirit SignTM, you’ll be ready to support Your Home TeamTM in The Big GameTM!

 

LION Staffer- You’ll need to double-fist gas station snacks, some dark under-eye circles from staying at a late layout night until 11:30 pm, and a thousand paper cuts from countless copy edits.