EIC stands for Evelyn-in-Chief

No, I’m not going to JMU, sorry Mom and Dad.

My red flags: fan of “The Smiths,” Amy March apologist, Twilight enthusiast

Catch me enjoying my second lunch during 8th period<3

Not Jus Bëtter

constantly distracted (web editor note: she's so distracted she couldn't write this bio)

*screams* (louder than molly)

Sydney may be louder, but I’m taller :)

I’m still here...

...and I know everything.

Full of opinions and willing to share

guac and tacos

me when

Average Dr Martens enjoyer 

Too rad to be sad

I like to think of myself as a nice person, but my sisters say otherwise. I guess it’s up for interpretation 🤷🏻‍♀️

Every staff needs a token ginger

oh really?!?

AsstGuess what?!

“I’m just here so I don’t get fined” -Marshawn Lynch

Trader Joe’s enthusiast

I listen to French music to make up for my inevitable failure in French IV this year. Désolé Monsieur Robinson.

Guess how to pronounce my name!

If you’re looking for me, I’m still trying to park my car.

I miss Scholastic Bookfairs.