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Hinsdale Central to leave WSC Conference

Mikaela Larson, Sports Editor
May 24, 2018

Branch of Hinsdale cult opens up at Lyons Township, students fear safety

Sydney Kaehler, Opinions Editor
May 24, 2018

Bored Housewives Association presses school on beige lockers

Sarah Grier, Pulse Editor
May 24, 2018

Melon Yusk to build Hyperloop between campuses, eliminate activity bus

Brandt Siegfried, Online Editor
May 24, 2018

Ark of the Covenant, other items stored on LT’s fourth floor

Brandt Siegfried, Online Editor
May 24, 2018

Female athletics honor trash bin

Maddy Cohen, Art Director
May 24, 2018

LT students become stars of “The Shape of Water 2” after bad reaction to NC pool

Maddy Cohen, Art Director
May 24, 2018

LT students become stars of “The Shape of Water 2” after bad reaction to NC pool

Maddy Cohen, Art Director
May 24, 2018

Frat boy realizes he peaked in high school

Maddy Cohen, Art Director
May 24, 2018

LT Implements rooms designated for e-vape

Spiro Kass, Editor-in-Chief
May 24, 2018

How to not be the WOAT (in no particular order)

Lindsey Hauch, Pulse Editor
May 24, 2018

LT implements speed minimum for hallways

Sarah Grier, Assistant web editor
June 1, 2017

Deformed student finds calling in part-time job

Charlie Stefuicki, Managing editor of content
June 1, 2017

Gym flag footballers attract D1 offers

Grant Campbell, News Editor
June 1, 2017

Fan gives student wacky new ‘doo

Caroline Konstant, Pulse Editor
June 1, 2017

LT Football claims student athletes should be paid

Philip Smith, Editor in chief
June 1, 2017

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